THE VORTEX IS TWO YEARS OLD!

This site is now two years old. Amazing. It started out as an uninteresting waste of space. It still is. But the space it ocupies is now much bigger. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Anyway, more importantly, there have been over 2000 people on here! True, most of them have been me. And then there's that time Alex kept pressing the refresh button in the library. Hmmmmm...

Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. I've lost the lyrics. They're gone.Gone! I thought I had put them onto the new Lyrics And Stuff Page, but...............when I deleted all the lyrcs from this page, I went to Lyrics And Stuff and..............they were gone. I'm sorry. I won't be replacing them. I will, however, be putting One Winged Angel back as it is the song of the true God - Sephiroth. (According to Sephy-ism, a growing religion on the internet.)

You will notice that i've added lyrics around here. Whilst other less important websites have to ask their users through pointless polls and questions, this website pioneers in bringing people what they want. Okay, so what if all the lyrics are for little-known Final Fantasy songs? I don't care. And I don't care what you think either!

The amount of strange websites on my Links Page has reached a record. Mr.Ben has surprised us all by creating something so weird, that it smashes all barriers of weird weirdness. Then there's Angus' site, which features a man riding a telephone. And of course Chriss and Shelly's site. The indescribable madness is just too depressing to talk about. But what of this site? This site features lyrics, cars, links and optical illusions. What more could you want? (A man in the audience then shouts out "badgers!")

I'm thinking of changing the name of this website. If you have any suggestions that don't contain the word "boobs" then please share them with me. "The Vortex" is an excellent name. Vortex means "gateway to another dimension" which is good, but this is the other dimension, not just simply a gateway to it.

JUNKIEWORLD

It's mad. Too mad. Indescribebly mad. So mad that if you gave it a small piece of cheese to represent your love and affection, it would stick it on a pole and declare international independance from Rhyl. Thats how mad it is.